When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half
if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS
new from crayola:
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
This even cheekier motherfucker.
No Shyla, you don’t get to be a dragon.
Go home cat, you’re drunk.
This cheeky motherfucker..
What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder
My pretty baby kitty ♡