It completely breaks my heart to post this, but I need to rehome my tortie kitty Bonzai. She is a sweet little cat that loves to cuddle and purr on your lap and she’s never met a person she doesn’t love (even the vet!). She is great with kids, but her only complaint is that they rarely sit…
Bonzai needs to find a forever home with absolutely NO other cats. She is not aggressive at all but is terrified of other kitties to the point of being physically sick from stress.
Now that she is the only cat again she seems much happier but I cannot keep her with my kitties without risking her unhappiness and illness.
She uses her litter box very well and still LOVES to play, even at 12 years old! She is up to date on all her veterinary need and has just been run through all the tests there are to show she is a VERY healthy little girl. I will also be willing to provide her current belongings/food/toys/litter or even a cat tree or two as well as ongoing medical support for her including vet trips, medications, or anything that might comes up.
When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half
if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS
new from crayola:
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
This even cheekier motherfucker.
No Shyla, you don’t get to be a dragon.
Go home cat, you’re drunk.
This cheeky motherfucker..