Cuddly Kitty Needs Cozy Home

findingtimeinmypocket:

It completely breaks my heart to post this, but I need to rehome my tortie kitty Bonzai. She is a sweet little cat that loves to cuddle and purr on your lap and she’s never met a person she doesn’t love (even the vet!). She is great with kids, but her only complaint is that they rarely sit…

Cuddly Kitty Needs Cozy Home

It completely breaks my heart to post this, but I need to rehome my tortie kitty Bonzai. She is a sweet little cat that loves to cuddle and purr on your lap and she’s never met a person she doesn’t love (even the vet!). She is great with kids, but her only complaint is that they rarely sit still long enough to pet her  She doesn’t scratch or bite and is very friendly. 
Bonzai needs to find a forever home with absolutely NO other cats. She is not aggressive at all but is terrified of other kitties to the point of being physically sick from stress.
Now that she is the only cat again she seems much happier but I cannot keep her with my kitties without risking her unhappiness and illness. 
She uses her litter box very well and still LOVES to play, even at 12 years old! She is up to date on all her veterinary need and has just been run through all the tests there are to show she is a VERY healthy little girl. I will also be willing to provide her current belongings/food/toys/litter or even a cat tree or two as well as ongoing medical support for her including vet trips, medications, or anything that might comes up. 
Because of her age and history it is very important to me that any family she might end up with is dedicated and able to provide her with lifelong care. Shelter and Foster programs are not an option for her at this point so please carefully reconsider adopting if you are not currently in or are facing the possibility of losing a stable living situation. 
If you or anyone you know doesn’t have cats and might be interested in this little love bug, please contact me at 612 916 5091.
Also please spread the word and reblog as much as you can. Thank you so much for helping my little love bug find a good home. She deserves to feel safe and loved in her home and I will do my damnedest to make that happen for her. <3

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meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

I tried replacing “dog” in this this with “cat” because I don’t have a dog and came up with “You’re still going to feed me though, right?”.

deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

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factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

This even cheekier motherfucker.
No Shyla, you don’t get to be a dragon.
Go home cat, you’re drunk.

illuminatifreerun:

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

I can understand… Shits gross